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The first game for the new boys and quite fitting that we were playing a team called the old boys. A good turnout for
the game saw only one player pick up a case of bloody sausage desiese which stopped him attending. YES FANNY WHORE THIS
IS YOU. Hagon tell your missus not to use a cheese grater as a dildo or your dick as a tampon. Down to business
though the lads turned up optomistic about the future of the club in its early days and hoping for instant success.
A strong and posative starting line-up with Tom at the helm in goal, a strong defensive coupling of Blower and Parksy
at the back and an attacking pairing of Si and Deano playing free roles at the business end of the pitch. The game started
off slowly with the Tigers frustrating the opposition with some clever passing in an attempt to settle in. Soon the caution
was thrown to the wind and the game began to open up first some clever play from Dean left Si in the clear with only
one humungous black man to beat (uncanny resembelance to former gladiators presenter John Fashanu). Si squandered one
chance after another but made up for it with some uncompromising cahllenges in the centre of the park.
After a sustained attacking period the ball broke loose to Dean on the left hand side, a quick
maisy dribble found dean passing one then two defenders leaving them bewildered and not knowing what day it was the result
was, and a cooly finished shot which was driven into the bottom left of the goal. The Keeper must have been thinkin about
his next meal the fat cunt. A substitution followed shortly after when Blower made way for Martin, who had an instantanious
effect on the game, when the ball broke loose from some shite defending fom the old bastards, resulting in martin slotting
home a smooth toe poke into the bottom left 2-0. The game then took a turn for the worse with the new boys finding the pace
heavy some sloppy defending from the team left Tom exposed like Andy's missus on the park. Some stunning saves resulted as
tom kept the standard above a legal level. The Frustration from the old boys was kicking in with attempt after attept being
turned over the bar by Tom. The finest save was a driven shot from straight in front of goal which took a deflection off si's
knee and was heading right into the bottom corner when Reado with his extra large wanking mitts fingerred it on the post (his
ex probably wishes he was that good with his fingers then).
Late into the second half the ball broke loose in the Tigers half to an inspired Parksy who ran straight into the Old Boys
half and slotted the ball straight into the bottom left (AGAIN) 3-0.
The last play of the game saw a howler from the inexperienced Blower, leaving Tom a ridiculous save to make, which although
his form would have suggested otherwise he could not prevent a goal. This is probably as well cos the ref wasnt leaving til
we had conceeded, and i was knackered. 3-1 with the last kick of the game unlucky Tom.
Overall a superb defensive performance from the boys although the amount of chances should have suggested a bigger defecit.
Note to Forwards HIT THE TARGET.
Ratings:
Tom - 10/10 MOM - Immense performance maybe his head will be bigger than blowers this week
Blower - 7/10 Good performance alround though sloppy mistake for goal
Paul - 9/10 Another superb performance solid as andys chode when theres 2yr olds about
Si - 5/10 poor performance couldnt hit a barn door some decent tackling though
Dean - 7/10 well executed finish for goal good work rate although injury seemed to effect his overall game
Martin - 7/10 great goal good team contribution and should possibly have had more to celebrate goals wise.
Team performance 8/10
Goal Scorers:
Deano (1)
Martin (1)
Paul (1)
02/06/04 - Timperley Tigers 4 - 0 Dudes Utd
A full strength Tigers team saw a first time appearance of Ben Hagon take to the field. After a hectic day
for all the team members saw a closely timed arrival to the stadium. The boys started with a line up of tom in goal,
Paul and Jay at the back, Martin and Deano up top. With the ginge and new arrival Hagon starting from the banch.
A slow start for the boys on a warm evening, saw a well battled confrontation over the first 10 minutes,
with the highlight being Paul, (making a meal worthy of the queen) out of a belly barge from the oppositions centre forward.
This was followed by a reaction from THE BRICK when tackling the oppositions regular psychopath. A bit of a scuffle
left the wanker a bit pissed off to say the least. A bursting energetic run then found paul in the opposition half with the
wanker on his trail. A cinical challenge followed with two attempted hacks at paul the first which missed but the second was
a clear sending off offence. A freekick was given and the player received a talking to by the ref but no card was produced
(joker). The freekick was taken by paul who passed the ball into dean who layed off to paul who struck a rocket
into the bottom left corner. Paul proceeded to shout EAT THAT YOU WANKERS (not too random mate) 1-0.
Shortly after, some good work from dean, found paul left with another shot on which he finished into the
bottom right 2-0. Some strong defending insued with both paul and Jay making important challenges accross the back. Tom remained
his usual composed self and was mainly dealing with long distance shots or half chances from the opposition Both were dealt
with comfortably.
After ten minutes a double substitution was made to freshen things up and keep the opposition
on there toes. This saw the debut of Ben Hagon who was accompanied by Si. With the pace of the game speeding up due to the
input of two players from the opposition the game became more intense. Some good defending from Si and Paul found Tom having
very little to do but advise his team mates. Ben started off a bit slow but soon found the speed of the game. Some neat passing
from the tigers meant that they held the ball for long periods with occasional bursts at goal from Si, Ben and Dean. Dean
had two shots narrowly miss the posts and ben was struggling to find the target. A free kick was awarded on the centre spot
which was taken by Si, A well struck ball which flew like a rocket narrowly missed the top left corner. Another chance
went begging when si found himself through on goal only to nail the ball right at the keeper who was clearly shite. Dean had
two shots saved wboth which were heading into the top corners.
A substitution followed with Si making way for Jay. A superb bit of play was ignited with the ball being
pinged from paul to ben who layed Dean in first time with an imaculate touch his missus would have been proud of. Dean
took the shot on first time and scored a superb team goal 3-0. This was possibly the best direct team goal I have
seen in the soccer dome.
Si then returned to the pitch replacing Ben and martin replaced Paul. Si sat in at the back with Jay
and Martin and Dean played up tom again. The game became more fdefensive now with the Tigers sitting on the
lead allowing Dudes to attack. Solid defending found Dudes struggling to make space for a shot when they did they met an in-form
Tom tending goal superbly and playing for his clean sheet.
A late substitution saw Dean leave the pitch for Paul and si was given a more free role. Some maisy dribbling fom
Paul found him fouled on the edge of the box. The free kick was touched sideways onto an incoming Si who smashed the
ball right down the centre beating the Keeper for pace 4-0. Strong defending was held to the final wistle.
Ratings:
Tom 9/10 - Superb Clean sheet worked well when tested but had little to do
Paul 10/10 - MOM - Immense should some it up
Jay 6/10 - Struggled with the pace a little but some good solid defending
Martin 6/10 - Some good play but little final product
Dean 7/10 - Should have scored more some unlucky shots good work rate
Ben Hagon 7/10 - A good debut with a perfect touch for Deans goal needs to take time with the ball though and consider
options.
Si 7/10 - Should have scored more, consistant strong tackling still cant hit a barn door though.
Goal scorers:
Paul (2)
Dean (1)
Si (1)
09/06/04 Timperley Tigers 5 - 4 Brazil Nil
An excellent turnout saw a record croud at tonights match the tension and expectations were high. Could The Tigers
keep their unbeaten run going? A strong side turned up on time apart from the minute perfect arrival of Deano. A starting
line up of Tom, Paul, Jay, Si and Ben was selected by Andy with Dean and Martin starting from the bench.
The game started off at pace with both teams trying to stamp autority early on. Some good defending and hard tackling
from the uncompromising Paul and Jay set up the base for Si to have a free role early in the game. Some good play from paul
taking the ball from the opposition and setting Si on a run left him with only one defender to beat. A swift dummy and Si
crashed the ball past a bewildered keeper. Early goal took oppostion by suprise 1 - 0. Soon after dsome good work from both
Jay and Ben allowed Si some space on the left. A cross field run left him with an easy finish to secure a two goal lead 2-0.
The game was competitive between the teams with some awsome challenges flying in from the Brick. A double substitution
saw Si and Ben come off for the fresh legs of Martin and Deano. Some good movement from Dean and Martin allowed the defense
a brief restbite. The game took a turn for the worse when Si re entered the pitch to play a holding role in replacement for
Jay. Some slow decision making from Deano caused two players to hussle him off the ball and between the two break loose in
our half. A good quality shot beat Tom down to his left 2-1. The Tigers faught back with Jay re entering the pitch to replace
Paul. A move was strung together by Si and Dean down the left with a brazilian style flick from Si landing to Dean who roled
a neat backheal right into the path of Si who proceeded to nail the ball right at the keeper. piss poor. Anyway a good bit
of team play left Jay free on the right in a position to shoot. A right footed drive found the back of the net 3-1.
Half time came and the second half started with an onslaught from the Brazilians. Paul was off the pitch at this
point and some sloppy defending again allowed the Brazilians to tighten up the score line with a volleyed finish after a poor
clearance from Si 3-2. Another Goal was conceeded from range after a shot was driven from half way beeting Tom who should
really have saved this one 3-3. A fourth goal was conceeded from another driven shot which beat Tom convincingly 4-3. In this
period a number of shots from Dean were missed or hit at the keeper as he caught Si Long desiese. A swift substitution
with only 2 minutes to go found Si replacing Ben.
An all out attack resumed with Si and Dean causing mayhem and allowing Paul to find Jay from a quick freekick to
blast home a second 4-4. A Dramatic last minute play found Si taking the ball from the opposition making a cross field run
and making a reverse pass to Jay who had acres of space and slotted home a cool near post goal with only seconds on the clock
5-4.
What a come back. Well done Boys the most entertaining game so far this season.
Ratings:
Tom 6/10 - some good saves down to the corners but beaten from halfway by a bobbler
Paul 7/10 - Solid in defense creating spaces and good passing
Jay 9/10 - MOM quality finishing from the man of the day. Good movement and stamina found this defender on the scoresheet
with the first Tigers hatrick.
Si 8/10 - Some good creative play and stamina and eventually some goals.
Ben 7/10 - good work rate both defensively and attacking.
Martin 7/10 - struggled to make an impact but good solid contribution accross the park
Dean 7/10 - How did he not score? lots of chances created by good play but no final product.
Goal scorers:
Si (2)
Jay (3)
16/06/04 - Timperley Tigers 5 -8 Inter the pub
Can someone else write this as i was far to pissed off and tired to remember what
was going on
Goal Scorers:
Dean (3)
Martin (1)
Paul (1)
23/06/2004 - Timperley Tigers 11 - 6 SFC
After a late change to the fixture with cussons being replaced by a new team the boys were unsure
of how good the new team would be. When turning up at pitch side to find the opposition looking like a bunch of two foot ethiopians
confidence was high.
The game started with the five players who managed to make it on time. Tom, Jay, Paul, Si and
Martin. An early goal for the new team was a bit of a shock to the Tigers as a hard fought first ten minutes ensued. Si, Jay
and Paulused some strong tackles to ruffle the opposition. A maisy drible from Si found him one on one with the keeper and
tucking away the ball in the front post.
Now the scores were level and the rest of the team were pitchside a change was made with
Jay and Martin switching with Dean and Hagon. An onslaught began. The tigers used the ball well releasing Dean for goal after
goal. The opposition resorted to changing their keeper in an attempt to kurb the assault but it was in vain as Timperley ripped
the opposition to pieces with strong tackles and quality passing. Tom was beaten by some wicked deflections and was unlucky
to have conceeded as many as he did.
Highlight of the game appart from the ridiculous amount of goals was Si on the rampage
kicking off on two of the opposition and having to have words with the ref. Altogether the best team performance so far with
weather conditions making it hard for tom to stop the deflections of the skiddy surface. Quality performance and eventually
of the marks goalwise.
6/10 - Tom - Struggled with the conditions not much he could do about
four of the goals good performance otherwise
7/10 - Paul - Defended well and commited himself when needed good
quality
passing and a thirst for goal rewarded by a goal.
7/10 - Jay - Defended well allowing players around him to press unlucky
with
some of the deflections which beat Tom
9/10 - Si - Some strong challenges put the opposition in their shell and
some
quality finishes rewarded with hatrick. WHY
EVERYTIME I HAVE A GOOD GAME DOES
SOMEONE UPSTAGE ME? - DEAN
9/10 - Martin - The assasin is slowly racking up goals and scored two for the
first time this season. Quality strong play and passing created
openings for others and himself.
10/10 - Dean - Absolutely destroyed the opposition with clever play and good
commitment and a ridiculous amount of goals -
MOM - obviously
7/10 - Hagon - A sturdy performance from Hagon with important tackles and
quality passing looks to be settling in with the team and the
pace
of the game now.
Goal scorers:
Deano - (6)
Si - (3)
Martin - (2)
Paul - (1)
Timperley Tigers
Salmo
Dont know much about it but a good result none the less
Timperley Tigers
Two left feet
From what i can gather we were pretty unlucky
Timperley tigers 3 - 5 LUFC old boys
We might as well have bent over and got bummed by the ref before the match started. Lets just say that we
were good enough to win the game but we could not have been shagged more by a shite referee.
Den put the tigers in an early lead with two early goals. Paul and si put in some strong challenges and
for about 15minutes we had it in the bag.
Then they brought on two monsters who proceeded to play american football with us using shoulder charging
and rugby tackles to win the ball.
Every decision went the other way and the biggest pisstake was the sending off of Paul for decent.
Only posative point from the game was the introduction of Blaine to the team sheet and a debut for Dave
who scored on the day.
Goal Scorers
(2) Dean
(1) Dave
Timperley Tigers 11 - 3 Dudes FC
Dont Know much about this match as i turned up and played for the same amount of time it takes andy to climax (2 seconds)
well either way quality result
Goal scorers:
No Idea other than that i scored in approximately 1 nano second
Timperley Tigers 3 - Brazil Nil 8
We were poo and deserved to get battered like we did. No conviction no class and no control
of tempers. This night was the worst team performance in the way of team morale.
They scored two early goals and it went worse as we started to lose control of tempers and challenges started
to go flying in. only consolation were the three goals we somehow managed to score. The first a screamer from si. The second
a clever bit of footwork from dean and a composed finish. The third was a good finish from martin after some fiery tackles
from the chin straped lunatic.
Goal scorers:
Dean (1)
Si (1)
Martin (1)
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