A Player with an extra-ordinary ability for making up bull shit excuses for why he cannot attend meetings and matches
alike. After missing the first match through circumstances unseen to all (obviously Lucy) he has promised his services to
the team for future matches. Wether he attends or not will depend on the ball and chain which he constantly sports joined
to his waist. Ben is a nippy player with good ability on and off the ball. A good all-rounder with strong team morale.
Famous for:
1) Still bullshitting about why he cannot play and causing Tom to call of the much-needed services of Bailey. Someone
needs to put a stop to this.
2) Complaining that he feels ill all the time due to his eating habits (Note to Ben dont eat curry or chinese cos they
just fuck you up)
3) Ritually laying into Tom for anything he can think of
4) Having a Gay relationship with the one of the fans
5) stroking one off about the latest modification to Callums car
6) Never drinking more than one bottle of ale (piss poor)
