Tom is a highly skilled and well trained Goalkeeper and dont we know it. An excellent shot stopper from distance and close range.He stands in goal like a pilar of strength offering advice to the defense and forwards. Tom is the gob behind the team and on the pitch is the vocal captain shouting orders to all the players. His ability to frustrate the opposition is a great tool for the tigers, as the frustration from the forwards filters throught the opposition, creating spaces across the pitch. Tom is consistant in everything he does. Consistantly hungry, consistantly lazy, consistantly going on about training, consistantly being jewish with his money, and consistantly going on about possibly the worst team to support in the country TOTTENHAM the YID army.

 

Famed for:

 

1) Most likely to be found wanking over Tottenhams latest signing       or

    Being slaughtered by Blower for his weight or the size of his head.

2) Irrational behaviour when someone mentions Jews

3) Ongoing arguament with Blower about whos head is bigger