Blower is an uncompromising defensive minded player whos strengths are in the tackle. An exellent reader of the game
and a measured approach make this player cool under pressure and confident in his ability. Jay is most likely to encourage
people on the pitch then ritually slaughter them as soon as the game is over. Ussually targetting Tom or Martin. Possibly
the most sarcastic member of the team has a knack for being about as subtle as a sledgehammer (hence the name) and is commonly
found boosting morale saying 'Tom you Fat Bastard' (needless).
Famous for:
1) Being ridiculously Harsh to Tom
2) Constantly arguing with Tom about the size of his head
3) Having a mum who looks like Davina Mccall
4) Telling Andy that his mum at least has a national insurance number
5) Being a proffesional golfer (well the next best thing)
6) Having a Quiff that is visible from orbit when he has his hat off
